I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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