is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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