No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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