we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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