I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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