i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
