But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I'm eating all of the evidence.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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