The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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