I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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