Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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