ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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