After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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