My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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