Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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