who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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