the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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