Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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