quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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