it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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