its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Welp...herpes.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You coming home soon, man?
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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