If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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