I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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