shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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