Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
you win again, gameday.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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