Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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