We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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