it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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