Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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