ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I am available for nakedness
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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