I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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