I will die if light touches me.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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