Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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