We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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