I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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