i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
do nipples grow back?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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