No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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