so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I don't deserve a penis
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
we should paint friendship bongs
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
