I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize
