how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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