i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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