what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
