I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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