I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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