she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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