Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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