anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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