i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I am naked and annoyed.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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