After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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