I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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