Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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