So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
i think im in europe. pls send help
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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