plz talk dirty to me
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
