And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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