:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Reggie can tackle my bush.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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