She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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