But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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