love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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